“And my concern, David, is several.” — George orWell Bush, to NBC’s David Gregory, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
Well, in Dumbya’s defense, he’s regular. Dumbya just pops these things out, and often, there’s continuity among them. Of course, they often don’t make sense, unless you’re a member of Boy Blunder’s Plunderers. For them, what Boy Blunder says, and does, can make a lot of cents sense – and dollars, too. For the rest of us, January 20th, 2009 will be The End Of An Error.
(originally published at MnBlue.com)
“But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it’s important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.” – George orWell Bush, May 1, 2001
“Russia is no longer our enemy and therefore we shouldn’t be locked into a Cold War mentality that says we keep the peace by blowing each other up. In my attitude, that’s old, that’s tired, that’s stale.” – George orWell Bush, Des Moines, Iowa, June 8, 2001
Now, why are the above two “Bushisms – Adventures In BushSpeak” notable?
Because, speaking on the Russia-Georgia conflict, Boy Blunder just said this:
“Bullying and intimindation are not acceptable ways to conduct foreign policy in the 21st century.” – George orWell Bush, August 15th, 2008
Which, of course, brings us to this Bushism, uttered two years ago, to the day:
“The United States of America is engaged in a war against an extremist group of folks.” — George orWell Bush, McLean, Va., Aug. 15, 2006
Say, Dumbya? That “extremist group of folks”?
That group is also known as “Boy Blunder And The Plunderers”, and January 20th, 2009 will be The End Of An Error.
(originally published at MnBlue.com)
Today’s a Triple Dose Of Dumbya Day!
“The trial lawyers are very politically powerful. But here in Texas we took them on and got some good medical malpractice.”
“There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we’re going to do it again.”
“I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.”
– George aWol Bush, speaking at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
Well, let’s toss in another one – Dumbya was on a roll….
“Tommy (Thompson) is a good listener, and he’s a pretty good actor, too.” -George aWol Bush, apparently confusing his Health and Human Services secretary with Sen. Fred Thompson, Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
Yes, Boy Blunder was on a roll, that day in Waco. He was on a roll before, and since, too. But in 159 days, this misAdministration will be in the history books – as will the Adventures In BushSpeak, and January 20th, 2009 will be The End Of An Error.
(originally published at MnBlue.com)
From the U.S. Government’s official, Oval Office website:
- George aWol Bush: “Well, first of all, Ken Lay is a supporter.(so far, true….but: that’s only nine words….) And I got to know Ken Lay when he was the head of the — what they call the Governor’s Business Council in Texas.(BIG-TIME WHOPPER!) He was a supporter of Ann Richards in my run in 1994.(ANOTHER BIG-TIME WHOPPER!!)And she had named him the head of the Governor’s Business Council. (kinda true…) And I decided to leave him in place, just for the sake of continuity.(BIG-TIME WHOPPER!!!) And that’s when I first got to know Ken, and worked with Ken, and he supported my candidacy.(BIG-TIME WHOPPER!!!!)This is — what anybody’s going to find, if — is that this administration will fully investigate issues such as the Enron bankruptcy, to make sure we can learn from the past, and make sure that workers are protected.”(ROFLMAO!!!!!)
Well, first let me say, that it’s hard (“it’s hard work, to work hard, to be hard at work, when you’re workin’ hard”) to find a Bushism in history, on today’s date, during the summer doldrums, such as today, in August. So, we’ll go with a January Bushism, for today’s date, August 7th.
Most other dates? No problemo; Dumbya’s got tons of ‘em. But during the “summer dumbdoldrums? Not so much. Let’s look at why!
And the “why” is, because this great nation, America, has never – NEVER – seen such a slacker as George aWol Bush, as President. There’s very few “Adventures In BushSpeak” during these weeks, these summer doldrums, because The Texas Fence Post Turtle usually is hiding from working somewhere other than The Oval Office during these summer months, like the bars around his ranch The Texas Slack White House.
Whatever.
The simple fact is, anyone that believes what Boy Blunder said about Kenny-Boy Lay, above, is a candidate to fall for a Florida Swamp Scandal potential investor in Florida “waterfront” real estate.
Oh – and they’re also liable to believe, just like many did, that the rolling California blackouts of 2004 was the fault of Democratic Party leadership – just as today’s republiCons would like you to believe today’s $4.00+ a gallon gas, is San Fran Nan’s fault. Or, that Obama thinks it can be solved with a tire-guage.
Yeah, “right”. They also happen to believe Richard Milhous was a “great American”, and Spiro T. wasn’t a crook. But, I digress. What it comes down to, is this:
Kenny-Boy,now that you’re dead, republiCons claim they hardly knew ya. But, they love to pizz on your grave, when it suits their political needs. Shoot, Boy Blunder And The Plunderers done pizzed on ya, while you were still alive. But, there’s no honor among Dumbya’s kind of thieves.
Which, of course, not only explains why reasonable people can no longer reasonably trust Republicans to tell the truth; it also explains why reasonable people reasonably wonder if the $4.00+ a gallon isn’t today’s Kennny-Boy gouging the American Consumer.
Oh – and it also explains why January 20th, 2009, will be The End Of An Error.
(originally published at MnBlue.com)
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” — George aWol Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
And he wasn’t kidding. From the bait ‘n switch “War Of Choice” and The RumsFailed Doctrine of “War On The Cheap” to ‘Berto “Americans don’t got no steenkin’ Habeas Corpus” Gonzo to Monica Goodling and Kyle Sampson’s escapades, to John Ashcroft hiding Lady Liberty to “Clear Skies Initiative” to Paul “Give That Girl A RAISE!!!” Wolfowitz, to ChickenHawks, to The Plame Game to “Kenny-Boy, I hardly knew ya” to GannonGate to Armstrong Williams to…. well, how much time to you have? Suffice it to say that until the misAdministration of Boy Blunder And The Plunderers, I never thought I’d see the day that I’d miss Richard Milhous Nixon.
And I really never thought I’d see the day, that Spiro T. Agnew wasn’t the worst VPOTUS.
January 20th, 2009 – The End Of An Error – can’t arrive too soon.
(this post originally published at MnBlue.com)
“In this job you’ve got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don’t have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, ‘How do you think my standing will be?’” — George (The “W” stands for “Worst”) Bush, Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005
Say, Dumbya? If they could talk, those dead men in the portraits would tell you that you’re really, Really, REALLY not destined as “The Future Fifth Face On Mount Rushmore”. And Buchanon, Pierce, Harrison and Harding probably would tell you that they’re mighty happy you came along. For those that aren’t pushing daisies, January 20th, 2009 will be The End Of An Error.
(this post originally published at MnBlue.com)
“You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” – George aWol Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
And some folk wonder how Boy Blunder led this country to the mess we’re in. The fact of the matter is, Boy Blunder didn’t “lead” us here, he just let it happen – because, as the above quote shows, he simply doesn’t have a clue what working people go through. Of course, this explains the close relationship between Boy Blunder, and Michelle Bachmann. Bachmann, if you will remember, said:
“I am so proud to be from the state of Minnesota. We’re the workingest state in the country, and the reason why we are, we have more people that are working longer hours, we have people that are working two jobs.” – Michelle Bachmann, R=Crazytown, January 16th, 2008
Boy Blunder must think we’re slackers. Whatever. What Boy Blunder thinks, or (more likely!) doesn’t think won’t matter in 169 days, because January 20th, 2009 is The End Of An Error.
Oh, and about that “hard work”, in the title above? link here, to watch Dumbya talking about “hard work”…
(this post originally published at MnBlue.com)
“I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” George aWol Bush — Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
Ladies and Gentlemen, January 20th, 2009 will be The End Of An Error. And as we count down to the day when Boy Blunder And The Plunderers are in no longer “in charge” (yeah, “right”), it’s important to look back at some of the most memorable of Boy Blunder’s “Bushisms.”
Now, it’s obvious that there are more to hear, than the “one a day” we’ll try to do from here to that glorious day next January, when honor and integrity will be restored to The Oval Office, but we’ll try to pick those that reflect the utter ineptness of The Guy That Couldn’t Talk Straight, who is in charge of The misAdministration That Couldn’t Govern Straight. So stay tuned, while we look forward to the day we won’t have to listen to the daily mangling of the English language, by The Texas Fence Turtle that says stuff like:
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” –George aWol Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
