I listen to Rush Limbaugh. Not because I like it; but I want to know what he’s saying because bootlicking ditto-heads parrot him religiously. Now, most people have seen or heard Rush calling former Senator John Edwards “The Breck Girl”, and remember that Rush called a teenage girl, Chelsea Clinton, “the White House Dog.” Women that believe in equality before the law are “femi-nazi’s.” The list goes on. Rush Limbaugh likes to slur and smear people – it’s his shtick. What bothers me most about Rush Limbaugh is not what he says; it’s that people actually take him seriously.
If you think about it, how can a guy who dodged Vietnam because of a pimple on his backside be taken seriously as a war promoter? How can he be taken seriously, when at first Rush proclaimed that anyone abusing prescription drugs illegally should be locked up, until he illegally abused prescription drugs and got off on a technicality? How can a guy that’s been divorced THREE TIMES, and celebrated his third divorce by loading up with Viagra and heading to an island infamous for is prostitution, be seen as a paragon of “Family Values”?
I guess to some, Rush is an expert on families, because he’s had three of them. Well, three wives, but no kids. Guess that makes him an expert on education, to some.
As demonstrated above, Rush Limbaugh loves to call names. So on a discussion board I’ve been posting at for years, I respond to his bootlicking ditto-heads by calling Rush “El Druggo”, in reference to his hillbilly-heroin habit. Well, “The Maja Viagra” too, due to how he “celebrated” his third divorce. “Drug Limpstick”, in reference to both. Oh, and “The Round Mound Of Hate Sound”, due to the name calling he does.
And to no surprise, the bootlickers on that site go ballistic, accusing the ol’ TwoPutter of bein’ a name caller. The point they miss, is they love it when El Druggo calls names, but hate it when what they do, is done to them. Kinda like bullies, don’t you think? Which gets me to what The Maja Viagra said, just a couple of months ago.
Last November 19th, Rush Limbaugh was talking about the November ’08 election, and he proclaimed (and I quote):
Yes, Rush Limbaugh is proclaiming he’s excited that dirty politics are in the future. Meanwhile, here in Eden Prairie, republiCon Party LEADERSHIP practicing dirty politics has never really stopped. We can look back and see when the local republiCon website was distorting letters to the editor on their website, or when candidate Phil Young tried to claim the local republiCon party wouldn’t be helping him, even when it was. And, of course, there was that dirty rumor they started about me being an alcoholic. When someone has the audacity to point out the emperor (local GOP leadership) has no clothes, those folks get uglier than normal.
Recently, Mayor Phil Young tried to claim that the former city council, comprised of 5 republicans, was “left of center.” Today, the local republiCon website says, and I quote:
Now, most reasonable people would assume that an all-Republican council that earned an AAA rating from Moody’s, could be reasonably called “fiscally responsible.”
Folks, I have to tell you: the local republiCon party leadership, and its local elected officials, cannot be called “reasonable.” These people are the epitome of intolerance, and the epitome of why GOP now stands for GreedOverPriniciples. Those Republicans that don’t bootlick to their dictates, are called RINO and worse. It’s a mighty small tent these people own, and if you don’t agree with it, you’re not welcome.
But, no worries, for the local republiCon Party Leadership: – Rush Limbaugh is excited, and will help keep it interesting.
(this blog entry originally published Sunday January 6th, 2007 at The Eden Prairie News)
